mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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