I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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