i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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