she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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