last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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