I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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