We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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