Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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