i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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