when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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