He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I need water and some morals
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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