Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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