dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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