Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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