My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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