ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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