When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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