Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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