That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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