It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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