So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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