i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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