i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Randomize