Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
