I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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