all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Randomize
