You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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