There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
