i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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