Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Congratulations! We have a period
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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