shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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