Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
