I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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