Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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