Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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