East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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