Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
