I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
i now understand why vodka
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize
