Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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