i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
The dick lei will go down in squad history
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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