If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
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Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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