at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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