Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
