Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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