Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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