Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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