I accidentally had phone sex last night
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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