i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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