I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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