Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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