ugly people sure do ruin things
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
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