He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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